Teach the Controversy...

Gravitation: Fact or Theory?

Gravitation is a theory. Intelligent Guidance is a theory. That aliens visit us daily is a theory. But then, why do they teach only one of these theories in class rooms in India, in America, everywhere? The answer is simple. Academia is filled with Newtonists and they will expel anyone who doesn't buy into the dogma of Newtonism.

The Controversy

One sad fact here is that many of us who were brainwashed in school do not know that there are gaps in Gravitational Theory. Aside from postulating without offering a hint of a proof that every object attracts every other, Newton offers no explanation whatsoever for gravitational lensing, black holes, Quantum mechanics, the drift in Mercury's orbit or the attraction between the sexes. So much for their great prophet. When will they admit that Newton was wrong? Well, I'm not holding my breath.

If gravity is true, and things always fall down, why are there still pyramids? That they haven't fallen is proof that something is wrong with this theory. Then there is Irreducible Levity, the understanding that the behaviour of certain objects cannot be explained by chance attraction. Random attraction cannot explain the behaviour of a hydrogen balloon or a zeppelin for instance. Intelligent Guidance, where an edible external intelligence decides which objects should fall and which should rise, is the only tastable explanation. But Newtonists justifiably fear the discussion of such weaknesses in their pet theory. Thus they will go to any lengths to prevent the academic freedom to do this kind of advanced research and improvisation in public schools. I mean, why else would they not want children to learn that there is a pretty reasonable chance that thunder may be Zeus' doing and nothing to do with electric charges?

The weaknesses don't end there. Did you know that there are people called Australians (antipodes), who live below the Earth? Clearly, if gravity were true, instead of sticking to the Earth, they would long ago have fallen away into space. Again, the only explanation is a benevolent external intelligence whose noodly appendages hold those unfortunate inverted people safely to the Earth.

Just now, I distractedly threw a paper ball in the general direction of the waste basket. Imagine my surprise when I later found the paper in the basket, having miraculously missed the table, the stack of books and the chair. Random gravity or chance clearly cannot explain it. Why didn't it land in my pocket by chance? I cannot imagine how this could have happened by random gravity. I know that the scientific establishment dismisses Special Placement as unscientific, but I'm sure that even an ignorant American legislator can see how only Intelligent Guidance can explain this delicious instance of Irreducible Pathfinding.

What Evidence?

Newtonists say that the planets gravitated into their current positions. As we know, this is very improbable. The odds of the Earth being where it is at present rather than elsewhere in the galaxy is more than 10^152346 against. So we expect that Newtonists have some compelling evidence. Surprise surprise, there is none. They have some footage of things falling--instances of Micro Gravitation. What is the evidence for Macro Gravity? Do they present video footage of the entire development of the solar system? Well, no. They only have very recent footage. And even then, you'd think they have a complete series of shots. As it turns out, there are gaps in the record when, as they claim, their equipment went offline. Will they ever fill those missing links?

Moral Implications

Social Gravitation is a school of thought that deals with how like-minded people gravitate together and form exclusive clubs. Clearly this is immoral. If Social Gravitation didn't exist, would Hitler and friends have drifted together and would they have started the Nazi Party? Newton's theory says that matter attracts matter. Matter doesn't attract energy or any such yucky inferior stuff. Likewise, like-minded evil people attract each other. Without Newton and his Gravitation, there would have been no Nazi Party, no Holocaust and no World War Two. This is the morality of those whom we oppose, my brothers and sisters.